Fat people cause global warming? Sure. Why not…
In other news: Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Obesity as a cause of global warming? : Booster Shots : Los Angeles Times
Ah, an oldie but a goodie: post hoc ergo propter hoc.
If you follow their idiotic logic, we should ban athletes too because they also consume [...]
Proof that if you’re dumb enough to drink Coors Light, you’re also dumb enough to fall for a gimmick like this. I was previously unaware that suction developing in the can was a hazard to beer consumption. Perhaps this will help one chug faster. American ingenuity at work.
something like this:
Quint Davis clearly angered God.
P.S. Billy Joel’s music: neither “Jazz” nor “Festive”
When I read the following news item:
Man Facing Charges For Selling Fake Crack Cocaine To Mentally Disabled Patients
Hard to decide what part of this story is the worst:
Nursing home patients are buying crack cocaine
He’s selling crack cocaine to nursing home patients
He’s selling fake crack cocaine to nursing home patients
Discuss amongst yourselves…
For all you doubters out there, here’s the article from the Hanoi tourist magazine about eating dog:
And here’s the PDF.