Category Archives: Humor

mint.com to be acquired by Intuit

Great news from the people that haven’t been able to release an update to Quicken for Mac FOR FIVE YEARS! A whole new product to wank up. In a press release, Aaron Patzer, Founder and CEO of Mint.com said “we look forward to Intuit’s multinational reputation of screwing stuff up. They bring to the table [...]

Army Corps of Engineers is absurd!

This is the funniest (and saddest) thing I’ve read from the federal gov’t in a long time – “The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers said it’s simply not authorized to refill the ditches.” Link (story has been removed, maybe it will appear on wikileaks).

Bacon: the Other White Heat | Popular Science

This is genius. If only one could then use the bacon torch to weld together an offset barrel smoker. via Popular Science

Friday Fun: Turn a Sharpie into a Liquid Fueled Rocket

Friday Fun: Turn a Sharpie into a Liquid Fueled Rocket. I’m so glad I don’t have a desk job. I’d be fired in 3.2 seconds for doing shit like this.

Ha ha very funny…